Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Logology and the Burkean Universe
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Afterwords to Braddock Award Essays
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Nietzsche and Nature
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Vico on teaching ethics and wisdom
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Warning: Satire! If you are a beliver in the Roman Inquisition, do not read!
Grand Inquisitor: Question the first: What meaneth this title, "The Rule of Reason?" Doth it mean that the universe is ruled by reason, that reason is the sovereign of us all? or Dost thou hereby mean to supplant the rules that our God, the Lord Jesus, gave to us in his scripture?
Wilson (arms in iron cuffs, mouth bleeding): Neither, actually, it purporteth only to lay out the rules whereby one might use reason to...
Grand Inquisitor: ...to do the work of the devil?
Wilson: No, to construct arguments as well as to judge the arguments of others.
Grand Inquisitor: What are these rules?
Wilson: The most common rule is that an argument must be valid.
Grand Inquisitor: Which meaneth that it must be true?
Wilson: No, it meaneth only that the argument be well-formed. Indeed, two false propositions can be put together to form an argument that is valid.
Grand Inquisitor: How is this possible!
Wilson: For example: Let us assume the following: Proposition the first: Given, All ducks beeth squirrels. Proposition the second: Given, Any lizard beeth a duck.
Grand Inquisitor: False! No ducks be squirrels and no lizards be ducks! (Strikes him on the face with a whip.)
Wilson: Ouch. Aye, but even so...We conclude from these two statements, given, false though they be, that any lizard, since that given he be a duck and since that given all ducks beeth squireels, yea, therefore, that any said lizard beeth also a squirrel.
Grand Inquisitor: And thou dost call this false argument "valid"!
Wilson: Aye, marry, that do I. My rule of reason hath made it so.
Grand Inquisitor: Therefore dost thou claim to be able to use thy rule of reason and thereby to take two false statements...
Wilson: Aye.
Grand Inquisitor: And by means of these two ingredients, subject to your rule of reason, to yield a third statement...
Wilson: Aye.
Grand Inquisitor: and that this third statement, now rendered and pulled forth from your concoction, like to an alchemist pulling forth gold from a vat containing theretofore only quicksilver and lead, that beeth not true yet that beeth "valid."
Wilson: Aye.
Grand Inquisitor: Then do I liken this art, of taking two false statements and conjuring from them a third, "valid" statement, to be the work of the devil (slaps him on the face with the whip from the left side) and do charge you, as practitioner of this "rule of reason" (slaps him on the face with the whip from the right side) to be a minion of Satan. (slaps him on the face with the whip...twice, once from each direction)
Wilson: (pause)...Ow.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Quintilian on education
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
A cinematic enthymeme
claim: The British officers will not do manual labor.
reason: The Geneva code of warfare prohibits the use of officers for manual prison labor.
unstated premises: 1) The Geneva codes contains all and only those "rules of war" necessary and sufficient for conducting a war in the most humane way possible. 2) Any commanding officer would surely see that the humane execution of a war takes precedence over any short-term material consequences such as getting a bridge built.
The enthymeme makes use of one of Aristotle's "common" topics, namely, number 11 (on page 229): Argument founded upon some decision already pronounced, whether on the same subject or one like or contrary to it. The unstated premise of the enthymeme is basedon probability rather than a sign.
Unfortunately for Nicholson, Saito may or may not accept the first unstated premise about the Geneva code being humane, but rejects the second. He thus presents his own counterargument in the form of his seizing the pamphlet containing the code out of Nicholson's hand, slapping Nicholson in the face with it, and throwing it on the ground.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Turning McComiskey's argument against him
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Dworkin reads Plato
“I’d wear Tangerine, along with a favorite dress that let me see my own breasts, a deep V-neck, a cut I still like, and I’d be making my way through Plato’s Symposium. It had been communicated to me through the odd, secret whispers of women that a female’s nose must never shine….I would pretend to go to sleep; I’d wait for them to go to sleep; I’d turn on my reading light, read, and simultaneously listen for any movement at their end of the house, at which point I’d get rid of any light in my room, hide the book, and wait until I heard my mother or father return to their bed.
I was taunted by this problem: how could someone write something like the Symposium and make sure that her nose did not shine at the same time? It didn’t matter to me that I was reading a translation. I’d read Plato’s brilliant, dense prose and not be able to tear myself a way. Even as a reader my nose shined. …Plato was my idea of a paperback writer: the Beatles were not yet on the horizon, and anyway I’m sure that John would have agreed with me. There was nothing I wanted so much in life as to write the way Plato wrote: words inside ideas inside words, the calzone approach attenuated with Bach.”
From Heartbreak: The Political Memoir of a Feminist Militant by Andrea Dworkin.